Just for fun, I was well overdue...

I found this on the internet this morning and thought it was funny. I put in the three drinks that I usually drink and two of them came up as high maintnence and the other one clueless, sad huh. Atleast I could tell it's all for fun when I read through it, hopefully you can tell too. ENJOY! Yummy I kinda want a starbucks now.


The all-knowing Oracle of Starbucks

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

GRANDE ICED CARAMEL MACCHIATO WITH EXTRA CARAMEL

Personality type: High Maintenance

You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.

Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.

Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars