9.16.2008

Over the weekend

we headed down to the river to do what we like to call "poor man surfing" since we have the board and no boat to go with this has to cut it sometimes. (I know pathetic, but entertaining and fun) We went on Saturday with some friends (forgot the camera dang it) and then went back on Sunday to have a fun get together since one of my sister's was in town. (We missed you Brianna) all in all we had a balst but you'll have to look through the pictures to see how it ended.


My BIL Gene

Frankie's way of surfing

My niece Whitney

We left with a dislocated shoulder and headed to the ER to get it fixed. I have never seen my husband hurt so it was very sad even though he never shows it. At least he needs me a little bit more now, it's not very often I get to take care of him. He has been to work since and he says it won't stop him from going again, I just can't pull him at 16 mph anymore. Oops sorry babe I love you!

9.03.2008

Finally an answer for all men

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
(Like we didn't all know that)