HILARIOUS!

I got this email from Andrea so sorry to her that this post is nothing new but I thought it was hilarious and wanted to share my laughter.

THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE

The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his Father, "Dad how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "well son there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties and forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom how many types of Willies are there?" The Mother, surprised, smiles and answers. "Well dear, a man goes throught three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a christmas tree." "A christmas tree?" " Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

Hilarious wasn't it? I also thinks it's halarious cause I know nothing about the boobies since I am in my twenties and I don't have any! HAHA, dang kids anyway!