It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
(Like we didn't all know that)
7 comments:
Holy crap, women are so high maintenance, that is so funny!
I am totally laughing! Loved your post. Have you seen miniature Joanna yet? He is so dang cute!
I mastered my side of the bargain :) - Happy Birthday again!!!
Marla, this was hilarious, I love the gynecology one, wouldn't that be nice :) How is your week? I need to call you, I want to know how Frankie liked his gun :)
I got to about the second line and busted a gut! This is GREAT!!! Too bad they all don't follow directions :)
Marla this post is hilarious and so true. PS happy belated 30th bday!! How does it feel to be "OLD"? Ha Ha Just Kidding. Love Hailey :) Check out my blog I've been updating it you would be so proud!!!!
Isn't that the truth! Haha loved that!
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